Bounty Notice – Dave Benson Phillips…

Minions, I require Dave Benson Phillips to hang next to the molested corpse of Pat Sharpe in my Crystal Maze Basement Dungeon.  I need him alive because I want to finally get to play “Get your own back” and get even with John Major for sticking it to Edwina Currie before I got the chance…

Following that, I’ll hang him up outside the entrance to the basement next to Pat, and leave them to the mercy of an insane Richard O’Brien who’s been down there for months, slowly going mental…

Posted on May 5, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze, World Domination | Leave a Comment

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