Asserting My Olympic Prowess…

The Olympics is the perfect combination of media exposure and sensationalism for me to start striking fear in the hearts of the mass population.

I was originally planning to hanglide naked into the middle of the stadium just at the end of the 100m final, and assert my dominance over the puny human race, however my network of kitty spies informs me that theres a 50 percent chance of Sam sites shooting me down.  Now, Mr pickles might takes risks when it comes to unprotected sex, but when it involves getting my genitals exploded by a missile, no thanks! I prefer it when my cock is the missile doing the exploding! :3

Back to the drawing board…

Posted on May 21, 2012 - Filed Under World Domination | 2 Comments


2 Responses to “Asserting My Olympic Prowess…”

  1. Chopkins_uk on May 22nd, 2012 10:33 am

    And you wouldn’t want to burn up on re-entry either!

  2. mrpickles_cat on May 22nd, 2012 11:49 am

    Mr Pickles NEVER re-enters… Once I’ve been there once, she’s just ruined for everyone else…

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