Child Support..

Just had ANOTHER letter from the child support agency about my illegitimate love child with Hello Kitty.  Apparently proving to the court that she was an alcoholic slapper who would sleep with anything with half a tail, was not good enough.  As such, I’m getting custody of our child this weekend, and I’ve been told by the judge that I’m not allowed to eat it regardless of how hungry I am.  Apparently KFC being shut is not an excuse to eat your children.  You’d think she’d appreciate the irony considering that she was conceived in the back of a KFC kitchen while I was dressed as Colonel Sanders and eating fried chicken off her mums tits…

Posted on May 25, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hello Kitty, Sex | Leave a Comment


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