I thought I found my soulmate…

So, last night I remember seeing a sexual and voluptuous being, about my size and wearing a flowery dress that really got me going… Unfortunately I was off my face on KFC chicken bones that I crushed into a powder and snorted, and I woke up next to this:

I’ve stolen “her” to use as a draught excluder… and occasional sex doll…          :3


Posted on April 23, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Sex | Leave a Comment


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