The Phantom Tea-bagger

Minions, be warned… If you cross me, you can expect a night time visit. I shall sneak into your house (hopefully through the catflap), enter your bedroom, and whilst you sleep, I’ll teabag you.

I know what you’re thinking. How am I going to fit my giant kitty balls into your mouth without chocking you to death. The answer: One hairy testicle at a time.

Oh, and I might have a quick go on your boobs too if you’re a woman.. especially if you’re breastfeeding… yum!

Then I’ll escape into the night, leaving you to wake up with nothing but a strange taste in your mouth, and if you’re lucky, maybe a stray pube.

Oh, and herpes of course…

Posted on May 4, 2012 - Filed Under Bed Intruder, Revenge, Sex | Leave a Comment


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