About Me

I am Mr Pickles The Cat.  I think I am God. I am on my 23rd life already. This is a chronicling of my rise to world domination.  I will make you all into my minions.  Those of you who I allow to live, will be forced to work in the catnip fields, or yarn mills.  My secret lair is in Cardiff, where I live with my owner Owen… FOR NOW!!!!

I like hookers, yarn, world domination and pretty much every sexual deviance going :3

Purr Purr.  Those who don’t worship, are just allergic.  Purr Purr.  Honour me with gifts of Giblets, and Catnip, and Yarn.


Posted on April 9, 2012 - Filed Under | Leave a Comment


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