Mr Pickles First Podcast…

Posted on July 24, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hello Kitty, Hookers, Margaret Thatcher, Milk, Podcast, Sex, Sir Everton Mint | Leave a Comment

Mr Pickles First Podcast.

Featuring advice from Sir Everton Mint on avoiding child support

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An Accident At The Bus Stop…

Posted on June 6, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Comics | Leave a Comment

I had a small misunderstanding at the bus stop…

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Disappointed…

Posted on May 31, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Sex | Leave a Comment

Turns out, they make bins and office supplies, not sex dolls, that was a pretty awkward phone call.  Almost ended ordering a red-topped dustbin, 2 rather large coffee jugs and a massive, yet slightly damaged back door…    

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This could be your face…

Posted on May 28, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Sex | Leave a Comment

A night of hot eurovision singers and look what happened…

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Child Support..

Posted on May 25, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hello Kitty, Sex | Leave a Comment

Just had ANOTHER letter from the child support agency about my illegitimate love child with Hello Kitty.  Apparently proving to the court that she was an alcoholic slapper who would sleep with anything with half a tail, was not good enough.  As such, I’m getting custody of our child this weekend, and I’ve been told by the […]

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Sour Oranges…

Posted on May 23, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hookers, Sex | Leave a Comment

This is possibly one of the most sour orange juice drinks ever. I’ve just drank 19 of them in a row. My fiery kitty piss is going to be able to melt a hookers face later…mew….

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Lies told by Steel Panther Part 1…

Posted on May 14, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Bed Intruder, Sex | Leave a Comment

I’ve been listening to Steel Panther a lot, and trying out some of the advice given in their songs.  Turns out it’s all lies!!  Here is what happened to me: Telling a stripper that she’s ugly – from the song “Critter” This one was pretty easy to do, I went straight down to Hooters.  Turns […]

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I thought I found my soulmate…

Posted on April 23, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Sex | Leave a Comment

So, last night I remember seeing a sexual and voluptuous being, about my size and wearing a flowery dress that really got me going… Unfortunately I was off my face on KFC chicken bones that I crushed into a powder and snorted, and I woke up next to this: I’ve stolen “her” to use as […]

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