Bounty Notice – Dave Benson Phillips…

Posted on May 5, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze, World Domination | Leave a Comment

Minions, I require Dave Benson Phillips to hang next to the molested corpse of Pat Sharpe in my Crystal Maze Basement Dungeon.  I need him alive because I want to finally get to play “Get your own back” and get even with John Major for sticking it to Edwina Currie before I got the chance… […]

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Mumsy…

Posted on April 20, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze, Sex | Leave a Comment

I fucked Mumsy… Richard was pretty pissed. I just slapped him in the face with my cock, it was still covered in Mumsy’s Jizz.  It was Oedipal…

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Someone Knows…

Posted on April 19, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze | Leave a Comment

Today Owen received a letter addressed to: “Ms R O’Brian” Someone knows that he’s locked in the basement… :S

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