Mr Pickles First Podcast…

Posted on July 24, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hello Kitty, Hookers, Margaret Thatcher, Milk, Podcast, Sex, Sir Everton Mint | Leave a Comment

Mr Pickles First Podcast.

Featuring advice from Sir Everton Mint on avoiding child support

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Child Support..

Posted on May 25, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Hello Kitty, Sex | Leave a Comment

Just had ANOTHER letter from the child support agency about my illegitimate love child with Hello Kitty.  Apparently proving to the court that she was an alcoholic slapper who would sleep with anything with half a tail, was not good enough.  As such, I’m getting custody of our child this weekend, and I’ve been told by the […]

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Another Weekend, Another Hangover…

Posted on April 21, 2012 - Filed Under Hangover, Hello Kitty | Leave a Comment

Urgh, just woke up next to a cardboard cut-out of Hello Kitty, absolutely soaked in what I really hope is my jizz. Not really sure where I got it from, but I really hope I didn’t ram raid the Early Learning Centre…again…

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