Plasticine…

Posted on April 26, 2012 - Filed Under David Cameron, World Domination | Leave a Comment

I need to make a life-size model of David Cameron so I can take photo’s of it in compromising positions 😉 It will greatly aid my quest for world domination. I’m having a problem finding enough wet plasticine to make his face look realistic though… I’ve been to every craft shop in South Wales and […]

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I am an iams cat…

Posted on April 24, 2012 - Filed Under World Domination | Leave a Comment

I made some armour out of iams catfood… 1. Get a bathtub full of iams… (if you’re cheap, you can use a tesco brand) 2. Cover yourself in PVA glue… 3. Roll around in the bath like an angry buffalo… So, now I have my iams suit of armour on.  I’m heading to the roof […]

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Coffee and my penis…

Posted on April 24, 2012 - Filed Under Sex | Leave a Comment

Velvety texture and rich with semen…

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I thought I found my soulmate…

Posted on April 23, 2012 - Filed Under Accidents, Sex | Leave a Comment

So, last night I remember seeing a sexual and voluptuous being, about my size and wearing a flowery dress that really got me going… Unfortunately I was off my face on KFC chicken bones that I crushed into a powder and snorted, and I woke up next to this: I’ve stolen “her” to use as […]

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Another Weekend, Another Hangover…

Posted on April 21, 2012 - Filed Under Hangover, Hello Kitty | Leave a Comment

Urgh, just woke up next to a cardboard cut-out of Hello Kitty, absolutely soaked in what I really hope is my jizz. Not really sure where I got it from, but I really hope I didn’t ram raid the Early Learning Centre…again…

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Mumsy…

Posted on April 20, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze, Sex | Leave a Comment

I fucked Mumsy… Richard was pretty pissed. I just slapped him in the face with my cock, it was still covered in Mumsy’s Jizz.  It was Oedipal…

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Someone Knows…

Posted on April 19, 2012 - Filed Under Crystal Maze | Leave a Comment

Today Owen received a letter addressed to: “Ms R O’Brian” Someone knows that he’s locked in the basement… :S

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Fish Supper…

Posted on April 19, 2012 - Filed Under Sex | Leave a Comment

Yum!!!

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Margaret Thatcher Wet Dreams…

Posted on April 19, 2012 - Filed Under Margaret Thatcher, Sex | Leave a Comment

Sometimes I have hideously debauched wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher :s  Its the memory of what I like to call “Thatch Snatch”.  I’ve never been able to get those 3 wonderful months out of my head… mew :3

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