The Phantom Tea-bagger

Posted on May 4, 2012 - Filed Under Bed Intruder, Revenge, Sex | Leave a Comment

Minions, be warned… If you cross me, you can expect a night time visit. I shall sneak into your house (hopefully through the catflap), enter your bedroom, and whilst you sleep, I’ll teabag you. I know what you’re thinking. How am I going to fit my giant kitty balls into your mouth without chocking you […]

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Got Milk?

Posted on May 1, 2012 - Filed Under Margaret Thatcher, Milk, World Domination | Leave a Comment

It may be unknown to you mere minions, but I have been involved in changing this world in ways you can only imagine.  The truth is, I was responsible for Thatchers “Milk Snatching” in the 70’s there are hundreds of gallons of milk in storage tanks across the UK.  I use them for my own private […]

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